Honey Badger Ate the Edge

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This, Mr. DeMarco claims, is the location of the Doctor’s greatest secret…

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legilimen:

JENNY APOLOGISED TO VASTRA FOR DYING.

BECAUSE SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT COPE BEING ALONE AGAIN. SHE KNEW VASTRA WAS SO IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH HER THAT IT WOULD ESSENTIALLY BREAK HER. SHE KNEW VASTRA COULD NOT LIVE WITHOUT HER PRECIOUS VICTORIAN CHAMBERMAID BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SEE PAST THE SCALES, AND KEEP HER WARM AND LOVE HER SO WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

AND SHE APOLOGISED FOR IT.

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hermione-ganja:

Untitled #71 by hermione-ganja on Polyvore

Presto FlipSide Electric Waffle Maker
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fnuhml:

30 Songs in 30 Days - Day 10 ~ A song that puts you to sleep.

Disney’s Johnny Fedora and Alice Blue Bonnet short (which is a song) - The Andrews Sisters

I picked this song because it makes me fall asleep in a good way. It is so slow, yet soothing. And it has the best and sweet ending to give you good dreams. So like I said…fall asleep in a good way. This song just gives so much hope and happiness. Why isn’t real life like this?

Lyrics:

Johnnie Fedora met Alice Bluebonnet
In the window of an department store
‘Twas love at first sight
And they promised one night
They’d be sweethearts forever more.

Johnnie would serenade Alice
Too-ra-lay, too-ra-lie, too-ra-loo
He sang of a beautiful palace
Of a beautiful hatbox for two

But Johnnie Fedora lost Alice Bluebonnet
To a patron of the department store
Her beauty was sought by
The girl she was bough by
For $23.94

Johnnie, oh Johnnie,
Your Alice Bluebonnet
Will always be waiting for you.
So don’t give up hoping
And don’t give up dreaming
For true love will come smiling through.

Johnnie Fedora was lonely and stranded
In the window of the department store
When lo and behold
He was suddenly sold
And his heart became gay once more.

Johnnie sang out like a robin
Too-ra-lay, too-ra-lie, too-ra-loo
To strangers he’d come up a-bobbin’
Oh! I thought you were someone I knew.

He looked for her uptown and crosstown and downtown
From the Brooklyn Bridge to the Jersey shore
It all seemed in vain ‘till he heard the refrain
Of the song Alice sang of yore.

Johnnie, oh Johnnie,
Your Alice Bluebonnet
Will always be waiting for you.
So don’t give up hoping
And don’t give up dreaming
For true love will come smiling through.

Johnnie kept yearning
He kept on returning
To the window of the department store
His voice became hushed
He was literally crushed
And it started to rain and pour.

Each place he went he kept calling
Too-ra-lay, too-ra-lie, too-ra-loo
His spirits kept falling and falling
For his Alice was nowhere in view.

But hey nonnie-nonnie,
An iceman found Johnnie
And he cut him to fit on his horse’s ears.
‘Twas done without malice
For beside him was Alice
And they lived on for years and years.

You Johnnie Fedoras
You Alice Bluebonnets
Whenever you find yourself blue
You’ll find it’s June in December
If you just remember
That true love will come smiling through.

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The Paternoster Gang in a gifset

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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

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